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but I have found new excitement in massive databases.


Now if only I can convince people that ps -auxww won't tell you why Java/Tomcat is running at 140%, only that it is running at 140%.


> select count(ACCOUNT_ID) from ACCOUNT \G
*************************** 1. row ***************************
count(ACCOUNT_ID): 10683139
1 row in set (7.56 sec)

> select count(*) from SCREENINGS \G
*************************** 1. row ***************************
count(*): 61905220



That's not a bad amount at all.
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From:mukei
Date:June 1st, 2007 05:18 pm (UTC)
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you'll get a kick out of this!

http://www.lolcode.com/


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